Friday, September 22, 2017

IRS, Not Real!!!

Wednesday, March 29, 2017

A Neighborly Text!

A neighborly text: 

Hi Fred, this is Alan next door. I have a confession to make. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling you in text as I cannot live with myself a moment  longer without you knowing. 

The truth is I have been sharing your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, probably more than you.

I haven't been getting it at home recently, but that's no excuse, I know. The temptation was just too much.

I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies  and forgive me. It won't happen again. Please suggest a fee for usage, and I'll pay you.

Regards, Alan.

Fred, feeling insulted and betrayed, grabbed his gun, and shot his neighbour dead.  He returned home where he poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on  the sofa.

He took out his phone where he saw he had a second message from his

Hi Fred, This is Alan next door again. Sorry about the typo on my last text. I expect you figured it out anyway, and that you noticed that darned Auto-Correct changed "wi-fi" to "wife" That's that technology for you, hey?

Regards, Alan

Are you experiencing.......

Symptoms of Adrenal Fatigue

Tuesday, March 28, 2017


Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'prejudice' these days................

A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for some Whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?" 

The clerk replied, "Because you're in Ace Hardware."


Put your Trust in the Universe and by doing this you put your
Trust in YOURSELF!! 
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Monday, March 27, 2017

30 Day Challenge!

So I've decided to take a 30 day challenge from social media, because like others you can fall into the trap of wanting to be them or like them, wanting to live the way they do, get the idea!  Those ideas are great for inspiration, but when they start making your life miserable and you are not grateful and/or appreciating what you have, that can create MAJOR un-happiness. Nobody wants to experience that!!!  So I pulled in the reins to find and/or KNOW MYSELF once again.   And a reminder came to me today as I am getting back within myself, that being "No one (the matrix included) can tell you WHO you are!!!"   Period.....

Wednesday, February 22, 2017


Shopping for a Husband

A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.

"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.

"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.

"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 6,875,953,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

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Friday, February 10, 2017

A Treat for Valentine's Day......

Vegan Peanut Butter Cake with Chocolate Peanut Butter Glaze

Recipe here!

Change I made:  Used all Bob's Red Mill Gluten Free All-Purpose Flour


Tuesday, February 7, 2017

Today is the only NOW moment!!

This blog will be about tarot card readings, mystical beliefs challenged, and magical happening of the Universe, plus as a bonus....Magical Vegan Recipes, mostly gluten free!
So stay tuned.......Blessings!

Be Grateful.....For the Russians???