Wednesday, March 29, 2017

A Neighborly Text!







A neighborly text: 

Hi Fred, this is Alan next door. I have a confession to make. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling you in text as I cannot live with myself a moment  longer without you knowing. 

The truth is I have been sharing your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, probably more than you.

I haven't been getting it at home recently, but that's no excuse, I know. The temptation was just too much.

I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies  and forgive me. It won't happen again. Please suggest a fee for usage, and I'll pay you.

Regards, Alan.
 
THE RESPONSE

Fred, feeling insulted and betrayed, grabbed his gun, and shot his neighbour dead.  He returned home where he poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on  the sofa.

He took out his phone where he saw he had a second message from his
neighbor:
 
THE SECOND MESSAGE

Hi Fred, This is Alan next door again. Sorry about the typo on my last text. I expect you figured it out anyway, and that you noticed that darned Auto-Correct changed "wi-fi" to "wife" That's that technology for you, hey?

Regards, Alan


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Tuesday, March 28, 2017

Joke Time: WHAT AISLE IS THE POLISH SAUSAGE IN?

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'prejudice' these days................

A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
 
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
 
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
 
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
 
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
 
Or if I asked for some Whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?" 

The clerk replied, "Because you're in Ace Hardware."

Remember.....

Put your Trust in the Universe and by doing this you put your
Trust in YOURSELF!! 
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Monday, March 27, 2017

30 Day Challenge!

So I've decided to take a 30 day challenge from social media, because like others you can fall into the trap of wanting to be them or like them, wanting to live the way they do, etc.....you get the idea!  Those ideas are great for inspiration, but when they start making your life miserable and you are not grateful and/or appreciating what you have, that can create MAJOR un-happiness. Nobody wants to experience that!!!  So I pulled in the reins to find and/or KNOW MYSELF once again.   And a reminder came to me today as I am getting back within myself, that being "No one (the matrix included) can tell you WHO you are!!!"   Period.....



When Squirrels Were One of America’s Most Popular Pets

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