Wednesday, March 29, 2017

A Neighborly Text!

A neighborly text: 

Hi Fred, this is Alan next door. I have a confession to make. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling you in text as I cannot live with myself a moment  longer without you knowing. 

The truth is I have been sharing your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, probably more than you.

I haven't been getting it at home recently, but that's no excuse, I know. The temptation was just too much.

I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies  and forgive me. It won't happen again. Please suggest a fee for usage, and I'll pay you.

Regards, Alan.

Fred, feeling insulted and betrayed, grabbed his gun, and shot his neighbour dead.  He returned home where he poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on  the sofa.

He took out his phone where he saw he had a second message from his

Hi Fred, This is Alan next door again. Sorry about the typo on my last text. I expect you figured it out anyway, and that you noticed that darned Auto-Correct changed "wi-fi" to "wife" That's that technology for you, hey?

Regards, Alan

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